“You are extremely offensive, young man.” — Judge Willis
“As a matter of fact, we both are, and the only difference between us is that I am trying to be, and you can’t help it.”— F.E. Smith
As a young man, FE Smith was a lawyer famed for his wit. He went on to become Solicitor-General and subsequently as Earl Birkenhead, Lord Chancellor. He was a great friend of Winston Churchill.