I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend… if you have one

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend… if you have one.”
— George Bernard Shaw, playwright (to Winston Churchill)


“Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one.”
— Churchill’s response

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